English Joke (1)(2) text

Hi, Class!　

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Joke 1
A man called an airline company
and an operator answered the phone.


Man: Excuse me, how long does it take to fly
　　　from Tokyo to Honolulu?

Operator: Just a minute.

Man: Oh, wow! That fast? Thank you! (Click!)



The man hung up.　　　　




Joke 2

Two snakes were talking. 

Snake1: Hey, are we poisonous?
Snake 2: Yes, we are.
Snake1: Really? Are we really poisonous?
Snake 2: Yeah, in fact, we are one of the most poisonous snakes in the world!
Why do you ask?
Snake 1: Well…because I just bit my tongue.